At the Vets

At the Vets:
“What do you feed her on, mate?”
“She gets what I get!” “Last night she had Indian.”
“No wonder she is farting like a trooper!”
“She got Mexican the night before!”
“Do you give her chocolate?”
“Oh yeah! She gets two or three Mars bars or Flakes a day!”
“Do you exercise her?”
“Yeah, a bit. She gets ten minutes here and there throughout the day.”
“She’s only a year old, no wonder you can’t control her!”